Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Free Bamboo

I shared this ad with a friend of mine, and we came up with several ads we'd like to place on Craigslist:
  • Free cockroaches.
  • Free kudzu. You dig.
  • Free dust. Yours for the vacuuming.
  • Free mouse droppings. You sweep the garage.
  • Free soap scum. You clean my shower.