Napoleon Complex

This one unexpectedly made me spew the coffee I was drinking.
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Doctor: So who claims that you're Napoleon?
Husband: God told me!!
Wife: No I didn't!!

🇫🇷 I think it was made all the more amusing because Audible had a sale recently on Great Courses, and I bought and listened to the one on the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars, so it seemed very timely to me.